23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Ohio

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1. Sports

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What it means everywhere else: A fun and exciting form of entertainment where teams compete against another.

What it means in Ohio: A depressing and painful form of entertainment where the home team never wins and their best players are traded every other year — but for some reason their fans always have hope.

2. Jobs

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What it means everywhere else: Working a paid position for compensation.

What it means in Ohio: Working three to four paid positions at several employers while barely managing to keep your bills paid off.

3. Buckeyes

What it means everywhere else: The large nutlike seed of a shrub or tree.

What it means in Ohio: The large nutlike peanut butter treat of perfection, and the only athletes in the state who deserve enormously high salaries.

4. Music

What it means everywhere else: An art form consisting of sounds and melodies.

What it means in Ohio: A legendary art form that Ohioans happen to be AMAZING at — Kid Cudi, Trent Reznor, Dave Grohl — just to name a few.

5. Summer

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What it means everywhere else: The season between spring and autumn, during the warmest months of the year.

What it means in Ohio: The season between spring and autumn, where the humidity will devour your soul.

6. Parks

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What it means everywhere else: A large public green area in a city used for recreation.

What it means in Ohio: A large public green area in a city used for frisbee, football, family get togethers, kite-running, and just about anything you can imagine on a sunny day.

7. Style

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What it means everywhere else: A distinctive appearance, typically determined by a person's attire.

What it means in Ohio: A distinctive appearance of black North Face jackets, fake tans, Ugg Boots, and athletic shorts worn by Ohioans day in and day out.

9. Local news

What it means everywhere else: News coverage of events in a local context.

What it means in Ohio: News coverage of insane and depressing events, like making love to a pool toy — or worse.

10. High school sweethearts

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What it means everywhere else: Your significant other for most of your high school career.

What it means in Ohio: Your significant other for most of your high school career. You'll marry this person, have babies, and annoy the world by posting adorable pics and updates to social media.

11. Partying

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What it means everywhere else: To enjoy yourself at a party or lively gathering, typically with drinking and music.

What it means in Ohio: To enjoy yourself at a party or other lively gathering, typically with any beer, any substance you can get your filthy paws on.

12. Voting

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What it means everywhere else: To give or register your official choice regarding the politics of an election.

What it means in Ohio: To care about your state's well-being for one moment out of the year.

13. People-watching

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What it means everywhere else: To spend time by observing others in a public place.

What it means in Ohio: To spend time by observing ridiculous people do amazing things in public places.

14. Workplace diversity

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What it means everywhere else: The state of hiring people of

different races or cultures in a group or organization.

What it means in Ohio: The state of hiring minorities into a typical corporate franchise with racist employees and managers. Stick this person in the front so you don't get fired.

15. Blight

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What it means everywhere else: The decay and deterioration of an urban area due to neglect or age.

What it means in Ohio: The decay and deterioration around every corner of your neighborhood.

16. Drinking

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What it means everywhere else: To take liquid into the mouth and swallow it.

What it means in Ohio: To take alcohol into the mouth and swallow it until you have a yellow license plate.

17. Prices

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What it means everywhere else: The amount of money for which anything is bought or sold.

What it means in Ohio: The small amount of money you pay for drinks, food, and shelter. Good luck coping with $10 beers when you skip town.

18. Construction

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What it means everywhere else: The process of building or repairing a large structure.

What it means in Ohio: The never-ending process of repairing roadways that keep you in traffic jams all year long.

19. Lakes

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What it means everywhere else: A large body of water surrounded by land.

What it means in Ohio: A large body of water used for fishing, pregaming, swimming, rope swinging, and just about anything your little heart desires.

20. Potholes

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What it means everywhere else: A depression or hollow in a road surface caused by wear or subsidence.

What it means in Ohio: A depression or hollow in a road surface that will cause you and your car's tires an enormous amount of suffering.

21. Scenery

What it means everywhere else: A picturesque view of mountains, hills, and valleys that are pleasing to look at.

What it means in Ohio: A picturesque view of grass, open land, and the occasional farm animal.

23. Neighbors

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What it means everywhere else: A person who lives near your home.

What it means in Ohio: A person who lives near your home who'm you'll do just about anything for — no matter what.