Are You Actually A Hipster?
You own one pair of Ray-Bans, and you wear them earnestly. You aren't upset with the status quo and you don't take it out on your Instagram followers.
You own two pairs of Ray-Bans: One pair is ironic, and you want no part of that hipster label. Keep on doing you — you're not a square or hipster Serpico. You enjoy mainstream things like Subway, Judd Apatow movies, and Van Morrison. Keep it real, and don't be too worried when someone actually says you're hip.
Yes, you're definitely a hipster, and you don't care who knows it. You're sick of popular movies, books, and songs on the radio. Keep doing you, homie. The world will catch on someday.
Hipster Serpico. You have a fixed-gear bicycle, a "Golden Girls" neck tattoo, and you've probably thought about ditching your TV. Keep on posting Instagram snaps of tacky Christmas lights and vintage chairs. The world's depending on you.