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My Thoughts About Apple's New Crap They Came Up With Today

This is from the perspective of the average human.

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iPhone 7 (and iPhone 7 Plus)


OK, so, why the hell does the iPhone 7 Plus need 2 cameras. Like they're right next to each other so they gonna take the same picture regardless.

Looks like the iPhone 6S and 6S Plus without those white bars on the back of them.


I mean kudos to Apple, they're gonna give us an adapter to plug in normal headphones to for free to all iPhone 7 & 7+ owners so we don't have to spend 57.3 million dollars on an adapter that's worth like 2 cents. They also came up with wireless headphones. More on that later.

Also. No more 16G. No one wants a 16G anyway. It's 32, 128, and 256 now.

I'll stick to my 6S for now. I like my headphone jack.

Apple Watch. V2.


No wait. Rev 2? Version 2? I don't know.

I'm the proud owner of a Rev 1 watch, now I guess you can call it, and I'm perfectly happy with that. The only 2 differences with Rev 2 is a built in GPS, which I don't really care about, and water resistance. I don't swim with my Apple Watch, and even if I had V2, I won't even swim with that. Just too nerve-wracking for me.

Design's the same, and everything else is the same. I stick to Rev 1.



BOY, we all know we gonna lose one of them about 27.8 seconds after buying them, and we'll lose the other one about 14.6 seconds later. Or one's gonna fall outta your ear possibly down a storm sewer and you'll never find it again.

Also, they're like 978 million dollars. I'm ballin' on a budget. Nope. Disapprove.

(and yes, I know they're called AirPods. It's a bad joke.)

And, just so you know...

I'm not a tech reviewer, so don't use this as advice. I mean, you could if you want, but I don't recommend it.

The BuzzFeed Tech reporters are the pros at this, and you'll find *actual* reviews and reports there. So that's cool. Very cool. Very nice.

Amaker out.

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