Which Bizarro "Harry Potter" Character Are You?
You are Herrny Porter, "The Kid That Didn't Die." You may be stubborn at times, but that is only because your parents were killed by the evil Vord Lormadord. However, along with your best friends Don and Gremione, you have made a surrogate family of sorts. You also have a bitchin' mustache that makes everyone in your house, Griffindunne, swoon.
You are Gremione Hanger, everyone in house Griffindunne's favorite nerd. You were raised by Margles and are proud of it. Not only are you usually the smartest person in the room, but you are often the bravest. You are loyal beyond belief, especially to your friends like Herrny Porter and Don Wellsly.
You are Don Wellsly, best friend to Herrny Porter and future beau of Gremione Hanger. What you lack in brains you more than make up for in heart. You are also awesome at Kweddush for Friffindunne house and once made team captain! Way to go, Don!
You are the head doctor of sorcery at Hergmarts School of Sorcery and Science. Although you may be older you will forever be young at heart. You aren't afraid to act silly but are also not afraid to drop the hammer when needed.
You are Sneferus Stipe, the teacher everyone fears. You don't take the piss from anyone and are quick to point out flaws. Although you may seem cold, you are actually just protecting yourself from being hurt again. You also dislike Herrny Porter very, very much.
You are Vonreva Gonmonacle, the no-nonsense teacher who actually quite likes nonsense from time to time. Along with Doctor Drummylore you make sure Hergmarts is run like a clock, even when being threatened by the evil Vord Lormadord.
You are Lurpa Lungwell, child of the Moon. You see things that others don't and sometimes come off as aloof, but really you are just taking everything in. You also are very loyal to those that befriend you, since it doesn't happen that often. Plus, you have some sweet wolf facial tattoos that really show your love of animals.
You are Dragon Asshole, the school asshole. Your parents are assholes so you became an asshole. Maybe stop the cycle when you have kids? I mean, just because your parents were Life Munchers for Vord Lormadord doesn't mean you have to be. Although, as a member of Slipandslide house, it may be a hard road ahead for you.
You are Nigel Birgbellen. It took a while for others to discover who you really are, and even longer for you to discover it yourself. You are gentle and kind but will not back down from a fight. You embody the true spirit of Griffindunne house and have grown into a mighty fine person. You even kicked Vord Lormadord's ass! Yay, Nigel!!!