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16 Wedding Gifts You Will Get No Matter What

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1. A toaster.

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Your old one was getting sort of crusty, (pun intended), so why not register for an upgrade? Well, because chances are you'll get multiple, and none will be the model you wanted.

2. Towels galore.

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Towels are a pretty safe bet because everyone showers (hopefully). However, you will be gifted enough towels for the Australian Diving Team and then some.

6. Fancy glassware that you will never use unless the president comes over.


Seriously, these are going in the cupboard wrapped in multiple pieces of tissue paper only to be forgotten until it is time to move.

9. One Honeyfund donation for the excursion you don't really want to do.


Sure, the donation can go towards anything on your list, but when the person who donated sees you, you'll have to explain why you didn't go on that Horseshoeing In The Tropics excursion.

12. On the other hand, a card that mentions a gift you never received.

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This is the perfect crime of not actually having to give a gift, not that you can accuse anyone of that, though.

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