1. If you're not a morning person you will become one. Sort of. Via whatevo.com You may not be chipper, but you will be up. So there's that, I guess. 2. You will figure out exactly how much time you need to get ready in the morning. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via totalprosports.com And sleep not a minute less. 3. Coffee intake has a threshold and you will find yours. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Nickleodeon / Via prncsluci.tumblr.com That fourth cup before 10 a.m. sounded like a good idea, but then this happened. 4. You will develop a relationship with your GPS of choice. Via gigaom.com Oh, how I love thee, let me count thy Waze. 5. You will watch Office Space on a whole other level. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox / Via cracked.tumblr.com What once was a comedy to you is now a relatable tale of woe, and will hit a little too close to home. 6. Every purchase you make will somehow try to be written off as a work expense. Via weheartit.com Rock climbing lessons? Those were for learning how to climb the corporate ladder, right? 7. The last thing you will want on your birthday is cake. Via joycecherrier.com Since it seems like there is cake for someone else's birthday every day, all you want on your special day is the complete opposite. A sensible salad, maybe? 8. You will become uncommonly territorial about your desk space. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures / Via george-fox.tumblr.com This is your side, this is my side, and never the twain shall meet. 9. Judging co-workers outfits will be a daily thing, even if you are dressed questionably. NBC / Via ew.com You're trying this out, so what? 10. Your co-workers poop schedule will be memorized, whether you like it or not. Via quickmeme.com 2:15? There goes Gary! 11. Co-workers who listen to music without headphones will become your mortal enemy. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures / Via iammyhero.minus.com Same thing goes for people who come in sick. GTFO, you harbinger of death! 12. Even if you just ate, if free lunch is delivered you will eat it. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Marvel Studios / Via rebloggy.com No such thing as a free lunch? Tell that to your sweatpants, since those will be the only thing you will fit in if you keep eating this way. 13. You will seriously think about investing in a treadmill desk. Via treadmillreviews.net But then you see the price and are like, "Nah, I'm good." 14. You will be amazed by how much your snack intake will increase. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via commitnesstofitness.com Walk to bathroom. Get a snack. Walk back from bathroom. Get another snack. And so on and so on. 15. You will have a week where everyday feels like a Friday, but it's really only Wednesday. NBC / Via goodenoughmother.com This week will almost destroy you. 16. You will bow at the altar which is the IT department. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF BBC / Via itcrowdgif.tumblr.com And will quickly do your best to befriend them. 17. Someone will annoyingly hum somewhere in the office, but you won't be able to find out who exactly. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF MGM Television / Via thedoctororderedtelevision.tumblr.com Same thing goes for farting. 18. Overly cheery co-workers will get on your last nerve. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via giphy.com Why are they so cheery? Drugs? Gotta be drugs. 19. Your DVR will pile up with shows you are too tired to watch. Via whyisdaddycrying.com Staying up past 10 p.m. watching TV? What are you, a college student? 20. The weekend will never come soon enough, but Monday always will. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Colombia Pictures / Via giphy.com Ugh. 21. However, at the end of the day you will feel victorious as the clock strikes 5. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via giphy.com You made it! Now go home, have a drink, and get a good night's rest, because you have to do it all over again tomorrow.