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It's the little things, y'know?
::wakes up to head not throbbing:: Thank you, Lord.
No Pepcid no problem.
And it's nearby? Double score!
And they played the hits! Could it get any better?
Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on seven hours sleep? I'll take it.
How you ask? Must've been that falling star you wished on.
I actually feel pretty good being 34, thank you very much.
Nobody is asking why you haven't settled down yet ? Wow, this is a first.
I mean, good for them, but it's nice not having your newsfeed clogged with that stuff from time to time.
"Wait, you've seen Big Trouble in Little China? And you're 22?! There is hope for the world!"
For real doe.
Especially if it's a day where you're feeling less than youthful.
"Your birthday party starts at 11 p.m.? Uh... how about I just send you a card?"
"You need to see my ID? Bless you, young man."
Usually you're drunk after the first stop, but this time you actually want to enjoy the wine and not simply get shitfaced.
Because your thirties are one of the busiest times in your life, so a little "me time" is always, ALWAYS, a tiny miracle.