We asked the men of BuzzFeed to draw what having a boner feels like. The results were surprisingly scientific*.
*Meaning not scientific at all.
1. This guy's boner is like a warm sun/a fiery crotch of colorful pubes.
2. This dude's boner is like a Top 40 hit.
3. This guy has a Super boner, if you know what I'm Saiyan?
4. Nailed it.
5. "It's not a tumor! It's a boner!"
6. This dude feels that his boners are like tourist attractions.
7. This guy has boners that make him see stars.
8. This dude has boners that demand sequels.
9. This is probably the manliest boner feeling of them all.
10. Probably the most accurate depiction, IMO.
11. I think this guy was saying that his boners will make you forget you were even there.
12. "Boner? Did you just throw that pencil at me?" "Sorry."
13. I think all men can relate to the way this dude feels about his boners.
14. This man's boner is like an old building, meaning it has seen some stuff and is still standing strong.
At a certain point GIFs were needed to fully explain the true boner experience*.
*Truly disturbing in some cases.
15. To this bro, boners are like Superman IV: powerfully corny.
16. This dude's boners literally knock him on his ass.
17. This man's boner is like a '90s kids show.
18. "The never-ending booooneeeer! Whoa-oh-oh, whoa oh-oh, whoa oh-oh..."
19. This guy nailed what it feels like to have an inopportune boner.
20. And finally, this dude has boners that are always locked and loaded.
Not to be outdone, the women of BuzzFeed offered what they thought having a boner feels like. They were pretty accurate*.
*Not accurate at all.