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24 Things People In Los Angeles Say They'll Do, But Never Actually Do

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Excuses, excuses.

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3. Go for a hike at Fryman Canyon.


You were totally going to wake up early and get your exercise on, but instead you slept in and ate day-old pizza. Plus, it would have been crowded, anyway, just like Runyon Canyon.

7. Refuse to stand in line for Pink's hot dogs.


But then your cousin comes into town, and the next thing you know you're standing in the heat waiting on a "bacon burrito dog," which ends up being delicious.

14. Visit other neighborhoods.


Sure, your friend that moved to Silverlake keeps telling you how awesome it is, but that isn't enough reason to leave your 'hood. Also, your local Subway knows not to put mayo on your sammy. So why would you go anywhere else?

18. Sell old CDs to Amoeba Records.


You've been meaning to do this for awhile, but they're all packed away under the bed and getting to them would be a hassle. Also, you don't want to feel judged when the buyers at the store pass on your copy of The New Radicals "Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too."

24. Move.


You're tired of the rat race and ready to head back to your home town where you can buy a house for $25. But then the sun comes out, and there's no traffic for some reason, and the thought vanishes like a coyote into the hills.

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