17 Things Guys Over 30 Need To Stop Saying

    Do they make these jeans any skinnier?

    1. "I love dating women my age. Hell, I've even dated older ones."

    2. "Yeah, I got swag."

    3. "We should get some Jäger bombs."

    4. "Does this fedora look good?"

    5. "We should head to Daytona for spring break."

    6. "Ariana Grande is smoking hot."

    7. "OMG!"

    8. ::in a Borat voice:: "My wife!"

    9. "I can't even."

    10. "Do these jeans come any skinnier?"

    11. "If that was my daughter, I'd..."

    12. "I don't listen to the haters."

    13. "YOLO!"

    14. "Did you hear [blank] got promoted? He's like 25!"

    15. "Bro."

    16. "See you in da club!"

    17. ::to a young person:: "I can't believe you've never seen [Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, etc.]!"