20 Things All Short Guys Know To Be True

At least we're all the same height lying down, amirite?

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1. Pictures with tall people are always a little embarrassing.

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For the other people in the photo, that is, since you are too busy looking handsomely into the distance.

6. Being accused of having a "Napoleon complex" is maddening.

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Look, if a tall guy is confident but a dick he's just a dick, but if a short guy acts the same way he is "overcompensating." Bullshit. All men can equally be total dicks no matter their height. Plus, Napoleon wasn't even that short for the time, so there.

7. Finding clothes that don't need alterations is like finding gold.

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Pants and jackets are almost never the correct length, so when they are you buy five of each, just in case.