Here is the original audition contract, and some choice bits from it: reddit.com / Via i.imgur.com "I understand that I may reveal, and that others may reveal, information about me that is of a personal, private, embarrassing or unfavorable nature ..." screenjunkies.com "Do I fart in my sleep? Yes, but what does that have to do with ... The auditions over?" "... Information may be factual and/or fictional." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com "You want to say that my grandfather was Benjamin Franklin? That doesn't even make sense." "(The show) ... May expose me to public ridicule, humiliation or condemnation." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF instructables.com "Can you edit that out? Thanks." And that the producers have these rights, "throughout the universe in perpetuity." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com "We own you, dawg!" Any comment, former judge Paula Abdul? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com That's what we thought.