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20 Rookie Mistakes Every Guy Makes

"Uh... that was already on my computer when I got here!"

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5. Experimenting with different hats.

Men don't get many accessories, so that's why we try so many hats. It's also why so many of us fail at wearing them.

6. Buying swimming trunks without lining.

Do you want everyone to see your dong? Because that's how you accidentally show everyone your dong.

7. Shaving with a pink lady razor... and cutting the crap out of your face with it.

These only exist to prove that women are fundamentally stronger than men.


9. Experimenting with weird facial hair.

If you're lucky enough to grow any, that is.


13. Touching your penis after getting something spicy on your fingers.

If it feels spicy in your mouth, it's probably going to feel spicy on your junk.

16. Accidentally dousing your balls in Gold Bond.

Sometimes we have to make mistakes in order to learn that a little goes a long way.


18. Getting in over your head in a new sport.

"Rugby? How hard could that be?" – You, before that concussion.