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20 Rookie Mistakes Every Guy Makes

"Uh... that was already on my computer when I got here!"

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5. Experimenting with different hats.

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Men don't get many accessories, so that's why we try so many hats. It's also why so many of us fail at wearing them.

6. Buying swimming trunks without lining.

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Do you want everyone to see your dong? Because that's how you accidentally show everyone your dong.

7. Shaving with a pink lady razor... and cutting the crap out of your face with it.

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These only exist to prove that women are fundamentally stronger than men.

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9. Experimenting with weird facial hair.

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If you're lucky enough to grow any, that is.

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13. Touching your penis after getting something spicy on your fingers.

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If it feels spicy in your mouth, it's probably going to feel spicy on your junk.

16. Accidentally dousing your balls in Gold Bond.

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Sometimes we have to make mistakes in order to learn that a little goes a long way.

18. Getting in over your head in a new sport.

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"Rugby? How hard could that be?" – You, before that concussion.

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