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20 Rookie Mistakes Every Guy Makes

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1. Forgetting to clear your browser history.

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This is why the incognito tab was invented, fellas.

2. Trying way too hard to hit on someone.

You'll learn to be smooth, but it may take a while.

3. Hitting on a member of your friend's family.

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When has this ever turned out well for anyone?

4. Dousing yourself with way too much cologne.

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I know you think the smell will wear off, but that doesn't mean you have to use half the bottle.

5. Experimenting with different hats.

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Men don't get many accessories, so that's why we try so many hats. It's also why so many of us fail at wearing them.

6. Buying swimming trunks without lining.

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Do you want everyone to see your dong? Because that's how you accidentally show everyone your dong.

7. Shaving with a pink lady razor... and cutting the crap out of your face with it.

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These only exist to prove that women are fundamentally stronger than men.

8. Thinking you have enough time to masturbate before your parent/roommate/s.o. gets home.

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"Why do I look flushed? Uh... I was exercising?"

9. Experimenting with weird facial hair.

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If you're lucky enough to grow any, that is.

10. Going commando when you shouldn't.

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Basketball shorts are NOT swim trunks, you still have to wear underwear. Unless you like rocking the penis shadow look.

11. Getting overzealous while manscaping.

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You couldn't stop at just a trim, right? Now you must suffer the wrath of itchy crotch like the rest of us once did.

12. Trying to seem cool by drinking too much.

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Seriously, this is how people die, so maybe cool it on the hooch, bruh.

13. Touching your penis after getting something spicy on your fingers.

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If it feels spicy in your mouth, it's probably going to feel spicy on your junk.

14. Using shampoo as lube in the shower.

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It seems like a good idea initially, but afterwards, you're like, "WHYYYYYYYY?"

15. Experimenting with haircuts.

You aren't going to look like Brad Pitt in Se7en, no matter how much you try.
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You aren't going to look like Brad Pitt in Se7en, no matter how much you try.

16. Accidentally dousing your balls in Gold Bond.

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Sometimes we have to make mistakes in order to learn that a little goes a long way.

17. Spending way too much at a strip club.

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It's almost like it's the type of place designed to take your money.

18. Getting in over your head in a new sport.

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"Rugby? How hard could that be?" – You, before that concussion.

19. Thinking that you can just lie to your significant other, and get away with it.

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And it will be all your fault, so that's fun.

20. Thinking that you're flirting with a person when you're actually just being creepy.

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Because it turns out that scaring the crap out of people is NOT hot.

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