20 Questions You Never Want To Be Asked By Your Significant Other

    And the perfect answers for them.

    1. Why are you acting like that?

    2. Did you just fart?

    3. How much did that cost?

    4. Are you mad at me?

    5. Does this make me look fat?

    6. Where is this relationship going?

    7. You look tired. Are you tired?

    8. Am I still attractive?

    9. So how's the job search going?

    10. Out of our friends, who would you sleep with?

    11. Have you gained weight?

    12. Is that what you're wearing?

    13. How many people have you slept with?

    14. Want to see my cousin's performance art piece?

    15. What's wrong?

    16. You love my lasagna, right?

    17. Does this hat look stupid?

    18. Who did you vote for?

    19. You won't mind if my mom stays with us this weekend, right, boo?

    20. Where do you want to eat?