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Life Before Marriage Vs. Life After

Things don't change that much... right?

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The holidays before marriage:

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You spend them with your family because duh.

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Kids before marriage:

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Hypothetically discussing having kids is awesome, because you can hypothetically afford to have them, and hypothetically know how to raise them, like the hypothetical perfect parent you are.

Pets before marriage:

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Having this responsibility on your own.

After marriage:

Just watched my wife pull a 5″ fully-intact blade of grass out of our dog’s butthole. #marriedlife #blessed

Riley Breckenridge@rileybreck

Just watched my wife pull a 5″ fully-intact blade of grass out of our dog’s butthole. #marriedlife #blessed

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After marriage:

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Something about #marriedselfie warms the cockles of my heart. THE COCKLES!