1. Not shaking the bottle hard enough and getting ketchup water. Via funnyjunk.com Aka the gross pudding skin of condiments. 2. Forgetting to wipe the bottle, then later dealing with ketchup crust. Via imgur.com Good luck getting it closed properly if you don't. 3. Defending yourself when people say only mustard should go on hot dogs. Via imgur.com Oh, be quiet mustard freaks. 4. Seeing one of these at a restaurant and jumping for joy. Via imgur.com All the ketchup I want? Is it my birthday? 5. The thrill of trying new and exciting varieties. Via imgur.com I am green with envy right now. 6. People giving you side eye for putting ketchup on everything. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via imgur.com What? It tastes great on everything. 7. Having stashes of these little guys everywhere. Via imgur.com They never go bad, right? 8. The agony and ecstasy of opening a new bottle and waiting for it to come out. Via imgur.com #worththewait 9. When you get a little more than you wanted. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via imgur.com Not that you won't eat all of it, though. 10. Saying "yes" to ketchup at a drive thru and getting hardly any. Via imgur.com Who only eats this much ketchup? Fairies? 11. When people ask if you've ever made your own. Via simplyscratch.com HAHAHAHA 12. When there is hardly any left in the bottle and it starts to fart. View this video on YouTube youtube.com It wasn't me, it was the bottle, I swear! 13. Watching as someone who doesn't know the Heinz 57 trick struggles in frustration. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Universal / Via pbh2.com Don't be a George Costanza. 14. You are the ambassador of teaching people this ketchup hack. Via imgur.com You're welcome, world! 15. The injustice of restaurants that refuse to serve ketchup. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com I mean, it's their right to be wrong, I guess. 16. You know the difference between ketchup and catsup. Via foodiggity.com Which is that there is no difference, save one spelling being a letter away from "catsoup." 17. Finally, you don't understand how anyone can eat fries without ketchup. Via imgur.com I mean, are these people even human? I pity them.