Buzz·Posted on May 21, 201417 Things Only People Who Love Ketchup Will UnderstandGot 99 problems but the ketch ain't one.by Justin AbarcaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Not shaking the bottle hard enough and getting ketchup water. 2. Forgetting to wipe the bottle, then later dealing with ketchup crust. 3. Defending yourself when people say only mustard should go on hot dogs. 4. Seeing one of these at a restaurant and jumping for joy. 5. The thrill of trying new and exciting varieties. 6. People giving you side eye for putting ketchup on everything. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Having stashes of these little guys everywhere. 8. The agony and ecstasy of opening a new bottle and waiting for it to come out. 9. When you get a little more than you wanted. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Saying "yes" to ketchup at a drive thru and getting hardly any. 11. When people ask if you've ever made your own. 12. When there is hardly any left in the bottle and it starts to fart. View this video on YouTube youtube.com It wasn't me, it was the bottle, I swear! 13. Watching as someone who doesn't know the Heinz 57 trick struggles in frustration. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You are the ambassador of teaching people this ketchup hack. 15. The injustice of restaurants that refuse to serve ketchup. View this photo on Instagram 16. You know the difference between ketchup and catsup. 17. Finally, you don't understand how anyone can eat fries without ketchup.