17 Things Only People Who Love Ketchup Will Understand
Got 99 problems but the ketch ain't one.
Not shaking the bottle hard enough and getting ketchup water.
Forgetting to wipe the bottle, then later dealing with ketchup crust.
Defending yourself when people say only mustard should go on hot dogs.
Seeing one of these at a restaurant and jumping for joy.
The thrill of trying new and exciting varieties.
People giving you side eye for putting ketchup on everything.
Having stashes of these little guys everywhere.
The agony and ecstasy of opening a new bottle and waiting for it to come out.
When you get a little more than you wanted.
Saying "yes" to ketchup at a drive thru and getting hardly any.
When people ask if you've ever made your own.
When there is hardly any left in the bottle and it starts to fart.
Watching as someone who doesn't know the Heinz 57 trick struggles in frustration.
You are the ambassador of teaching people this ketchup hack.
The injustice of restaurants that refuse to serve ketchup.
You know the difference between ketchup and catsup.
Finally, you don't understand how anyone can eat fries without ketchup.
Keep up with the latest daily buzz with the BuzzFeed Daily newsletter!