Buzz·Posted on Jan 3, 2014The 17 Worst Guests At Every WeddingOr, why you should've just eloped.by Justin AbarcaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The underdressed guest Via ourwalterlife.blogspot.com It's not their fault, since they misread "wedding" as "Jimmy Buffett concert." 2. The cousin you barely know Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. / Via gifs-for-the-masses.tumblr.com Sheila? No, Shelly! Wait, maybe it doesn't start with an "S"... Carlos? 3. The shade-thrower Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Netflix / Via gifsoup.com They compare your wedding to theirs, which was magnificent, the way they re-tell it. Suuuure it was. 4. The "sexy" dancer Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / Via funnyjunk.com And usually dancing like this during a slow song. 5. The advice giver Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via teen.com Not that you asked for advice, mind you, but that doesn't stop them from freely dispensing their wisdom, even though they've been divorced three times. 6. The surprise drunk Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Bravo / Via whatshouldwecallwandl.tumblr.com Meaning, they go from sober to — SURPRISE — they're drunk. This will usually happen to a person in the bridal party. 7. The gourmet Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF BBC / Via mygifdump.tumblr.com "Oh, pigs in a blanket? How... quaint." — An asshole. 8. The person with a new camera/phone Via orangedonkey.net They want to capture your big day but first they have to find the power button. 9. The unannounced speech maker Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros. / Via yourtango.com Who knew weddings were open forums for anyone to say anything they wanted? 10. The hot waiter Starz / Via noelivision.blogspot.com "Why, yes I will have another pig in a blanket, thank you very much. My name is Bob, by the way." — Your cousin Bob who doesn't stand a chance. 11. The recently single relative Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures / Via stupidcupidblog.com AKA the person most likely to hit on your friends. 12. The dance floor dominator Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via forums.theknot.com "Everybody clear out! My song is on!" 13. The out-of-nowhere hookup couple Via chacha.com Dude must have some serious game, because even he's like, "I can't believe this is working out." 14. The cry monster Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF New Line Cinema / Via yourtango.com Are they crying because of how happy they are or how sad? Both? Either way, they're walking in your direction. Run! 15. The subject of gossip Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures / Via blogs.houstonpress.com Usually someone who has no idea that everybody else knows all the horrible things they have no business knowing. Like the fact they hooked up with the maid of honor at the rehearsal dinner. Yikes. 16. The open bar slayers Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Colombia Pictures / Via savesewanee.tumblr.com HOW DO THEY DRINK SO MUCH? Oh, wait. It's free. Never mind. 17. Some dude. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via taringa.net Who is that dude? Is he related? Was he even invited? Who cares? YOU'RE MARRIED NOW!