25 Foods You Probably Haven't Eaten Since You Were A Kid

Life was so much simpler then, and rich with high-fructose corn syrup.

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1. Pizza Lunchables

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This is probably one of the more horrid things to eat as a kid, never mind in adulthood. Who thought cold pizza sauce on pita bread was a good idea is anybody's guess.

4. Bazooka Bubble Gum

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It looks like an eraser and tastes almost the same (for the ten seconds it has flavor, that is). You really only ate these for the comic in the wrapper, which was usually just as disappointing as the gum itself.

8. Crackers 'N Cheese Dip

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You could never get the cheese-to-cracker ratio right, so you were inevitably left scraping the cheese with the red plastic thing. And if you dropped that red thing your day was ruined, because how else would you spread your cheese dip?

20. Blow Pops and Tootsie Pops

Both were a dentist's wet dream since they meant more cavities for you. Just pick your poison: gross gum in the middle or gross chocolate. How all kids don't have false teeth is beyond me.

24. Fast food kids' meals

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Just tell the cashier it's for your "child" who "really, really wanted one."