4. “So where’s the rest of my treats? Surely this can’t be it.”
14. “I take it you’re not mad at me for destroying the wall anymore?”
15. “I guess wrapping presents is too much to ask nowadays.”
17. “I’m wishing that you will turn the lights on. I mean, what gives?”
19. “I’m not disappointed, I’m just well… I guess I am disappointed that there are no treats.”
20. “Just because you are doing a paleo diet doesn’t mean I want that for my birthday. No! Don’t take it! I’ll eat it.”
21. “So when you said there would be cupcakes, you meant a cupcake basket? Harumph.”
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