1. Keanu Reeves

2. James Franco

4. Brad Pitt

5. Shia LaBeouf

6. Adam Brody

7. Spencer Pratt


He needs to disappear in general, but let's start with that beard, shall we?
8. Michael Cera

9. Daniel Craig

10. Emile Hirsch

11. Daniel Radcliffe

12. Justin Bieber

Look, guys, I get it. I hate shaving, too. But facts are facts and most of us will never have a beard as handsome as this...

... Or a mustache as full and fitting as this.

Isn't that right, Johnny Depp?
Ahh, screw it. Patchy hair 4EVA!
