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    12 Celebrities Whose Facial Hair Is Worse Than Yours

    Because sometimes growing facial hair is a scruff business.

    1. Keanu Reeves

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    This looks like he got his hair trimmed, glued the trimmings to his face, and now the glue is melting.

    2. James Franco

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    I think his facial hair is some sort of performance art that none of us get.

    3. Justin Timberlake

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    That beard is bringing unsexy back.

    4. Brad Pitt

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    The obvious comment is that his beard is the "Pitts," but here are a few other options:

    World War buZz Your Face
    Killing Them Softly With This Beard
    12 Years to Shave
    Razor Burn After Shaving

    5. Shia LaBeouf

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    I think what is worse than the beard is that shirt and tie combo.

    6. Adam Brody

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    I guess "O.C." stands for "Oh, you want me to shave? Can't."

    7. Spencer Pratt

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    He needs to disappear in general, but let's start with that beard, shall we?

    8. Michael Cera

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    9. Daniel Craig

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    I'm sorry, but I was looking for badass Daniel Craig, not a bank manager from Manchester.

    10. Emile Hirsch

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    Dude, you're not filming Into the Wild anymore. Time to step Into the Shower and shave.

    11. Daniel Radcliffe

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    Can you use the Avada Kedavra curse on a beard?

    12. Justin Bieber

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    Is that even a mustache? Or was he drinking a root beer float?

    Look, guys, I get it. I hate shaving, too. But facts are facts and most of us will never have a beard as handsome as this...

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    ... Or a mustache as full and fitting as this.

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    Isn't that right, Johnny Depp?

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    Ahh, screw it. Patchy hair 4EVA!

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