12 Awesomely Absurd Suggestions To Play The Next Batman

Forget Ben Affleck, these are the casting choices Hollywood needs to consider. Thanks to Redditor Maxfieldo for starting it all!

1. Steve Buscemi as Batman

“I’m throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Alfred.”

2. Zack Galifianakis

AKA The One-Man Batpack

3. Sloth from The Goonies

“Heyyy youuu baddd guysssss!”

4. Nicolas Cage as Batman

“Put the bunny in the box, Riddler!”

5. Spider-Man

With great power comes great sweat from wearing two costumes.

6. SpongeBob SquarePants as Batman

“Who lives in a bat-cave under his house? SPONGEBOB BATMAN!”

7. Batman as Batman

No explanation needed.

8. Miley Cyrus as Batman

“Like, stop y’all. I’m like, Batman, y’all.”

9. Grumpy Cat as Batman

“No.”

10. Gary Busey as Batman

“Woo hoo! This suit feels like a million star-crossed boa constrictors dancing the Charleston on my neurons.”

11. Alf as Batman

AKA Gordon ShumWayne

12. Clark Gable as Batman

I get it.

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