12 Awesomely Absurd Suggestions To Play The Next Batman

"I'm throwing rocks tonight. Mark it, Alfred."

AKA The One-Man Batpack

"Heyyy youuu baddd guysssss!"

"Put the bunny in the box, Riddler!"

With great power comes great sweat from wearing two costumes.

"Who lives in a bat-cave under his house? SPONGEBOB BATMAN!"

No explanation needed.

"Like, stop y'all. I'm like, Batman, y'all."

"No."

"Woo hoo! This suit feels like a million star-crossed boa constrictors dancing the Charleston on my neurons."

AKA Gordon ShumWayne

I get it.