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10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

It's just like "F%$k, Marry, Kill," but with food, so it's harder.

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The rules are simple:

You are presented with three items of food. Choose one to eat right now, one to throw away, and one to save for later. Ready?

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because a fresh burrito is like Mexican ambrosia.

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    I know, this disturbs me too.

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Via lettuceveg.com
    Pizza
    Correct
    Incorrect
    motleynews.net
    Burrito
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cold pizza is the best pizza.

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ribs
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fried Chicken
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Steak
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Damn right, you eat those damn ribs.

  1. Toss?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    Ribs
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fried Chicken
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Steak
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry, steak, but there's ribs, y'know?

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    nitascatering.com
    Fried Chicken
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Just save it for tomorrow's lunch, no biggie.

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    couponsavingfamily.com
    Meatball
    Correct
    Incorrect
    theeatenpath.com
    Turkey
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    All subs must bow down to the King of All Subs.

  1. Toss?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    couponsavingfamily.com
    Meatball
    Correct
    Incorrect
    theeatenpath.com
    Turkey
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No one really knows how long those meatballs have been sitting around.

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    couponsavingfamily.com
    Meatball
    Correct
    Incorrect
    theeatenpath.com
    Turkey
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You'll eat it later when you feel like it. Probably around 4:30.

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    motherearthnews.com
    Waffles
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ajeats.tumblr.com
    Biscuits and Gravy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No doubt about it! B&Gs all day, son!

  1. Toss?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    motherearthnews.com
    Waffles
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ajeats.tumblr.com
    Biscuits and Gravy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Waffles are just pancakes in disguise. I see through your game, waffles.

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    motherearthnews.com
    Waffles
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ajeats.tumblr.com
    Biscuits and Gravy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Use them to sop up the leftover gravy.

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nachos > everything else.

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    9 times out of 10 they're disappointing, anyway.

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Like Diane Lane, they get better with age.

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    To peach his own.

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cherry pie is the pits.

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Trust me, it will taste better tomorrow morning with a cup of coffee.

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    geardiary.com
    Klondike Bar
    Correct
    Incorrect
    tacojohns.com
    Choco Taco
    Correct
    Incorrect
    freesamplefrenzy.com
    Drumsticks
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chocolate tacos need no explanation as to why they are awesome.

  1. Toss?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    geardiary.com
    Klondike Bars
    Correct
    Incorrect
    tacojohns.com
    Choco Tacos
    Correct
    Incorrect
    freesamplefrenzy.com
    Drumsticks
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They're basically the same thing as a Choco Taco, but way less taco-y.

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    geardiary.com
    Klondike Bar
    Correct
    Incorrect
    tacojohns.com
    Choco Taco
    Correct
    Incorrect
    freesamplefrenzy.com
    Drumsticks
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There always seem to be one in the back of your freezer, so why not save another?

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    blounttoday.com
    Salmon
    Correct
    Incorrect
    saffronlane.com
    Shrimp
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This was a toss-up, but crab gets the edge with clarified butter and the fact that it's fun to eat.

  1. Toss?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    blounttoday.com
    Salmon
    Correct
    Incorrect
    saffronlane.com
    Shrimp
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They get tossed, because you have to eat like a million to get full.

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    blounttoday.com
    Salmon
    Correct
    Incorrect
    saffronlane.com
    Shrimp
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Even cold salmon is good salmon.

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    huffingtonpost.com
    Fries
    Correct
    Incorrect
    eatingwell.com
    Onion Rings
    Correct
    Incorrect
    en.wikipedia.org
    Potato Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fries must always be eaten fresh. ALWAYS!

  1. Toss?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    huffingtonpost.com
    Fries
    Correct
    Incorrect
    eatingwell.com
    Onion Rings
    Correct
    Incorrect
    en.wikipedia.org
    Potato Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Old onion rings are awful, so they have to go now.

  1. Keep?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    huffingtonpost.com
    Fries
    Correct
    Incorrect
    eatingwell.com
    Onion Rings
    Correct
    Incorrect
    en.wikipedia.org
    Potato Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chips are scrumptious at any hour.

  1. Eat?

    Correct
    Incorrect
    365thingsaustin.com
    Cupcakes
    Correct
    Incorrect