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    Sep 19, 2013

    10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

    It's just like "F%$k, Marry, Kill," but with food, so it's harder.

    The rules are simple:

    You are presented with three items of food. Choose one to eat right now, one to throw away, and one to save for later. Ready?

    1. The Classics: Pizza, Burrito, or Burger?

    No one said this was going to be easy.

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Because a fresh burrito is like Mexican ambrosia.

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      I know, this disturbs me too.

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Cold pizza is the best pizza.

    2. The backyard barbecue: Ribs, Fried Chicken, or Steak?

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Damn right, you eat those damn ribs.

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Sorry, steak, but there's ribs, y'know?

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Just save it for tomorrow's lunch, no biggie.

    3. The sub sandwiches: Italian, Meatball, or Turkey?

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      All subs must bow down to the King of All Subs.

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      No one really knows how long those meatballs have been sitting around.

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      You'll eat it later when you feel like it. Probably around 4:30.

    4. The breakfast carbs: Pancakes, Waffles, or Biscuits and Gravy.

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      No doubt about it! B&Gs all day, son!

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Waffles are just pancakes in disguise. I see through your game, waffles.

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Use them to sop up the leftover gravy.

    5. The bar foods: Hot Wings, Mozzarella Sticks, or Nachos?

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Nachos > everything else.

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      9 times out of 10 they're disappointing, anyway.

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Like Diane Lane, they get better with age.

    6. The fruit pies: Apple, Cherry, Peach

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      To peach his own.

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Cherry pie is the pits.

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Trust me, it will taste better tomorrow morning with a cup of coffee.

    7. The handheld ice cream treats: Klondike Bar, Choco Taco, or Drumsticks?

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      Chocolate tacos need no explanation as to why they are awesome.

    1. Toss?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      They're basically the same thing as a Choco Taco, but way less taco-y.

    1. Keep?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      There always seem to be one in the back of your freezer, so why not save another?

    8. The seafoods: Crab, Salmon, or Shrimp

    1. Eat?

      Correct! 
      Wrong! 

      This was a toss-up, but crab gets the edge with clarified butter and the fact that it's fun to eat.

    1. Toss?