10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

It's just like "F%$k, Marry, Kill," but with food, so it's harder.

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The rules are simple:

You are presented with three items of food. Choose one to eat right now, one to throw away, and one to save for later. Ready?

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because a fresh burrito is like Mexican ambrosia.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    I know, this disturbs me too.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cold pizza is the best pizza.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Ribs
    Ribs
    Fried Chicken
    Fried Chicken
    Steak
    Steak
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Damn right, you eat those damn ribs.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Ribs
    Ribs
    Fried Chicken
    Fried Chicken
    Steak
    Steak
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Sorry, steak, but there's ribs, y'know?

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Just save it for tomorrow's lunch, no biggie.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    All subs must bow down to the King of All Subs.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No one really knows how long those meatballs have been sitting around.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    You'll eat it later when you feel like it. Probably around 4:30.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    No doubt about it! B&Gs all day, son!

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Waffles are just pancakes in disguise. I see through your game, waffles.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Use them to sop up the leftover gravy.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nachos > everything else.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    9 times out of 10 they're disappointing, anyway.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Like Diane Lane, they get better with age.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    To peach his own.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cherry pie is the pits.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Trust me, it will taste better tomorrow morning with a cup of coffee.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Klondike Bar
    geardiary.com
    Klondike Bar
    Choco Taco
    tacojohns.com
    Choco Taco
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chocolate tacos need no explanation as to why they are awesome.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Klondike Bars
    geardiary.com
    Klondike Bars
    Choco Tacos
    tacojohns.com
    Choco Tacos
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They're basically the same thing as a Choco Taco, but way less taco-y.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Klondike Bar
    geardiary.com
    Klondike Bar
    Choco Taco
    tacojohns.com
    Choco Taco
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There always seem to be one in the back of your freezer, so why not save another?

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    This was a toss-up, but crab gets the edge with clarified butter and the fact that it's fun to eat.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They get tossed, because you have to eat like a million to get full.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Even cold salmon is good salmon.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Onion Rings
    eatingwell.com
    Onion Rings
    Potato Chips
    en.wikipedia.org
    Potato Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Fries must always be eaten fresh. ALWAYS!

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Onion Rings
    eatingwell.com
    Onion Rings
    Potato Chips
    en.wikipedia.org
    Potato Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Old onion rings are awful, so they have to go now.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Onion Rings
    eatingwell.com
    Onion Rings
    Potato Chips
    en.wikipedia.org
    Potato Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chips are scrumptious at any hour.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Eat?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Because if they weren't so bad for you they would be the perfect food.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Toss?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Not today, cupcake.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"

  1. Keep?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There's nothing better than remembering that you saved a cookie for later, and then eating it.

10 Absurdly Difficult Rounds Of "Eat, Toss, Keep"