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26 Problems Only Single Dudes Seem To Deal With

~All the single men! All the single men!~ #singledudeproblems

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Oh, Lauren. How wrong you are.

I've never come across a guy tweeting about #SingleManProblems The bachelor life must be good.

Lauren Grace@laurgraceFollow

I've never come across a guy tweeting about #SingleManProblems The bachelor life must be good.

8:39 PM - 05 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

1.

I just spilled 7-Up on my cream cheese. :-/ #singledudeproblems

Mike Roe@MikeRoeFollow

I just spilled 7-Up on my cream cheese. :-/ #singledudeproblems

11:40 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

I cooked my pizza rolls for 5 hours. #singledudeproblems

Andy Moore@AMOOREonFollow

I cooked my pizza rolls for 5 hours. #singledudeproblems

10:56 AM - 04 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

Parents of newborns who complain they never get any sleep have obviously never had a relentlessly hungry cat at 4am. #SingleDudeProblems

Mike Staebell@staebzFollow

Parents of newborns who complain they never get any sleep have obviously never had a relentlessly hungry cat at 4am. #SingleDudeProblems

8:27 AM - 31 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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4.

When you go shopping alone you never have someone to hold your coffee when you go to the bathroom. #singledudeproblems

Matt Klempa@mklempaFollow

When you go shopping alone you never have someone to hold your coffee when you go to the bathroom. #singledudeproblems

10:45 AM - 18 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

5.

Its a good sign its time to go to the grocery store when all you have are beverages & condiments #SingleDudeProblems

Alan Davis@AlanBlackRhinoFollow

Its a good sign its time to go to the grocery store when all you have are beverages & condiments #SingleDudeProblems

8:35 PM - 30 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

My manger just asked me in a joking way what do you want I replied a girlfriend. She laughed rather hard too. #singledudeproblems

Adrian Valenzuela@AdrianthethirdFollow

My manger just asked me in a joking way what do you want I replied a girlfriend. She laughed rather hard too. #singledudeproblems

4:34 PM - 15 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

I had to brake suddenly and instinctively stuck out my arm to protect my chipotle bag like it was a baby. #singleguyproblems #practicing

Matt Heer@heer_mattFollow

I had to brake suddenly and instinctively stuck out my arm to protect my chipotle bag like it was a baby. #singleguyproblems #practicing

12:15 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8.

Wtf am I doing getting upset to bambi, #singleguyproblems

Ben Samuels@BSamuels123Follow

Wtf am I doing getting upset to bambi, #singleguyproblems

8:08 AM - 01 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Maybe I should do dishes. I'm quite legit running out of things to eat out of/with #singleguyproblems

Judah Richardson@jdrchFollow

Maybe I should do dishes. I'm quite legit running out of things to eat out of/with #singleguyproblems

10:59 AM - 23 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

Just realized I have food in my fridge left over from thanksgiving. #SingleGuyProblems

Angelo Mirando@CoachMirandoFollow

Just realized I have food in my fridge left over from thanksgiving. #SingleGuyProblems

7:42 PM - 01 Feb 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Pasta for breakfast. Pasta for lunch. Pasta for dinner. #SingleGuyProblems

John Nolan@John_G_NolanFollow

Pasta for breakfast. Pasta for lunch. Pasta for dinner. #SingleGuyProblems

8:23 AM - 12 Jul 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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12.

I went a little too hard with the jergens and pulled my groin muscle. Now it hurts to walk up the steps. #singlemanproblems

Dirk Diggler@DNick757Follow

I went a little too hard with the jergens and pulled my groin muscle. Now it hurts to walk up the steps. #singlemanproblems

9:15 AM - 11 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

13.

Nothing quite like cooking for yourself and wishing you hadn't bothered #singlemanproblems

AngryBritain.com@AngryBritainFollow

Nothing quite like cooking for yourself and wishing you hadn't bothered #singlemanproblems

10:38 AM - 12 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is on. Why did they never come out with the sequel.. How to Find a Girl in 10 Days. #singlemanproblems

Torin Otis@TorinOtisFollow

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is on. Why did they never come out with the sequel.. How to Find a Girl in 10 Days. #singlemanproblems

1:57 PM - 27 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15.

Photo: Welp. I got a pillow to watch movies. #singlemanproblems http://t.co/4vdpusYayO

Chance LeMarie@ImTheRealChanceFollow

Photo: Welp. I got a pillow to watch movies. #singlemanproblems http://t.co/4vdpusYayO

6:44 PM - 27 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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16.

Bruce Wayne has Selina Kyle; Spider-Man has Gwen Stacy; and Clark Kent has Lois Lane. Chris Burroughs has... #singlemanproblems

Chris Burroughs@Is_That_GuyFollow

Bruce Wayne has Selina Kyle; Spider-Man has Gwen Stacy; and Clark Kent has Lois Lane. Chris Burroughs has... #singlemanproblems

7:17 PM - 09 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

17.

I gotta delete some of this porn from my phone so I can have room to record Beyonce! llol #SingleManProblems

Creole Poundcake @immaculate_JayFollow

I gotta delete some of this porn from my phone so I can have room to record Beyonce! llol #SingleManProblems

2:13 PM - 28 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

I took my girl shopping, cooked her dinner, and bought her quite a few presents.... and by girl I mean mom #SingleManProblems

Brian Wilson@PeetalookalikeFollow

I took my girl shopping, cooked her dinner, and bought her quite a few presents.... and by girl I mean mom #SingleManProblems

4:27 PM - 24 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

19.

Shop no longer sells little milk so I'm forced to buy large which will be spoiled before I've even got through half. #singlemanproblems

Martin Shaw@BhunaBhunaFollow

Shop no longer sells little milk so I'm forced to buy large which will be spoiled before I've even got through half. #singlemanproblems

11:41 AM - 11 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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20.

I love laying with the heating pad on my sore back,it helps fill the hole of not having a girlfriend to give me massages #SingleDudeProblems

H.H. Christopher@who__CHRISJONESFollow

I love laying with the heating pad on my sore back,it helps fill the hole of not having a girlfriend to give me massages #SingleDudeProblems

11:50 PM - 29 Jan 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

I hate going to restaurants and saying "just one". #singledudeproblems

Cory@corymyoungFollow

I hate going to restaurants and saying "just one". #singledudeproblems

10:36 AM - 25 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

22.

It's that time of year when all my bros get girlfriends while I spend my time bonding with hot wings and beer... #singlebroproblems

Brian Wilson@PeetalookalikeFollow

It's that time of year when all my bros get girlfriends while I spend my time bonding with hot wings and beer... #singlebroproblems

6:09 PM - 04 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

23.

All the married couples were invited to the dancefloor (>. <) #singleguyproblems

Marcus@PropheticDr34msFollow

All the married couples were invited to the dancefloor (>. <) #singleguyproblems

5:28 PM - 29 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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24.

As bad as the Rangers have been lately at scoring they&#39;re still scoring more than me. #singleguyproblems

James Holland@JamesHollandMLBFollow

As bad as the Rangers have been lately at scoring they're still scoring more than me. #singleguyproblems

6:21 PM - 13 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

25.

When you accidentally like a girl&#39;s bikini picture from the "Hawaii 2009" album. #singleguyproblems

Cody@codytwotterFollow

When you accidentally like a girl's bikini picture from the "Hawaii 2009" album. #singleguyproblems

12:59 PM - 22 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

26.

This guy needs a partner! Haha #mckennywedding #singleguyproblems

John Mike McGuire@jmikewmFollow

This guy needs a partner! Haha #mckennywedding #singleguyproblems

2:09 PM - 03 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite