16 Reasons Why Fireworks Are Actually The Worst

Oh, say can you see how horrible they are?

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6. When little kids throw a tantrum because you won't let them play with sparklers.

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Do you want to burn your eye out? Because I knew a kid that burned his out and now he wears a patch and he'll never be a jet fighter.

9. When people videotape them.

Shoutout to the folks that videotaped fireworks on their phones last night. So glad we have that footage to look back on.

Aziz Ansari@azizansari

Shoutout to the folks that videotaped fireworks on their phones last night. So glad we have that footage to look back on.

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13. When someone invites you to their place with a "great view" to watch from.

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Because if there is anything worse than watching fireworks, it's watching tiny fireworks off in the distance as everyone oohs and aahs around you.

14. Having to walk, or worse, drive to see them.

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That is after wrangling everyone, getting there, finding a spot in an already crowded area, all for 20 minutes of explosions in the sky.

15. Risking your life climbing a roof just to get a better view.

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Why? Because screw safety! There's fireworks to see!