I'd watch a movie that was just about Emmett's bag of hard-boiled eggs.
Sebastian Stan. MAN you are lookin' good.
I'm stuck in 2010 and taking you all back with me. Plus pumpkins.
"What's that god-awful wEt DoG sMeLL?"
Summer's over. It's Twilight season now.
Alternatively: "Is your auto-capitalization on or are you normal?"
I've got a ton of work to do. What should I do instead?
The less cringe-y the fic, the better the show we suggest. 👀