1. You claim you're just going to have a low-key night.
2. But that doesn't mean you can't less loose just a little.
3. You realize the wine isn't going to cut it.
4. And you need to catch up to your friends ASAP.
5. The bartender offers you a kamikaze shot.
6. You think about all the reasons you shouldn't take it.
7. But you choose to completely ignore those silly thoughts.
8. Your friends watch you drink vodka soda after vodka soda.
9. But who are they to tell you to hold back.
10. You start a fight about absolutely nothing.
11. The beer tears emerge.
12. But you resolve the issue with a deep and meaningful heart to heart.
13. You suddenly realize you're starving and think you may die if you don't eat right that minute.
14. You wake up feeling thankful not not remember the occurrences of last night.
15. Then you repeat all the steps over again that night.
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