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    Posted on Mar 21, 2017

    23 Things That Were Actually Invented By Drunk People

    The more you know...

    1. Libraries.

    2. Toast.

    3. Airbags for bikes.

    4. New words!

    5. Lots of new words.

    6. See? A lot of words.

    7. Including the word "SMOTH."

    8. And the word "DINOBONER."

    9. Cat floss.

    Psssst...here it is in action:

    CAT FLOSS: THE GAME Rules 1. Get a weirdo cat who likes to chomp hair 2. Go ahead and let him chomp a strand of hair

    Twitter: @knottyyarn

    10. The wheelbarrow.

    11. And open-faced sandwiches.

    12. New languages.

    13. Tight shorts.

    14. And, you know, videos.

    15. Wheelchairs.

    16. Parcheesi.

    17. Dinosaur repellent.

    18. Songs...that already exist.

    19. Beyoncé's "Single Ladies" dance moves.

    I'm going to bed now but if you're ever frustrated just remember I invented this dance move long before Beyoncé, dr… https://t.co/YENS9elCRQ

    20. Lee Press-On Nails.

    21. The game Catch.

    22. And flasks.

    23. But hey, it turns out sober people invent things, too: