HELL NO HE GOT HIMSELF LOCKED UP. Did he murder a person? Commit a felony crime? WE DO NOT KNOW THE FACTS. Come on, BE SMART ABOUT THIS? YOU SHOULD NOT STILL LOVE HIM, MMMMMKAY.
Fuck the heterodoxy that says that men always gotta be the strong ones. You can be weak around me, boo.
Yup, yup.Like, ride WHERE?
Seems fair, if we are in a committed relationship where we are both equals.
Of course.HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DYING BOO? That is a lot to ask and we aren't even 2 minutes into this fucking song.
Listen R. City, I know you're friends with Adam Levine, but like, you haven't even met my parents yet. Slow the eff down.
Of course, baby.Are you a hot air balloon?
Hold you down? Like metaphorically? Does not compute.
Baby, I'm crying right now.NO.
R. City, why do you want to make me cry? Are you one of those weird dudes that loves making a pretty girl cry. Not here for this.
Jesus Christ, YES.SIGH. No.
IDK, dude. You need to chill.
Would You Still Love Me The Same?
You lost this quiz, but you won ... this guy? TRU LOVE? IDK. Just don't let a guy tell you that you need to die for him, k?
Congrats, you would not still love him the same! You are making good life choices, though you still somehow know about this terrible song, so, you know, work on that.