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Which Famous Chris Should You Make Out With?

Choose a Chris. Some of them are better than others.

Chris Hemsworth is really into you, babe, but right now he's just gotta focus on bulking up. You're OK with that, babe? Right? Gotta focus on getting to his goal weight. No time for dating. Mad love, but he's kind of focused on eating a dozen eggs a day, bro.

Chris Evans refuses to take the Captain America suit off, even in the shower, so THAT'S a no-go.

Chris Pratt is a kind and attentive lover. He looks you in the eye when he makes sweet love to you. You like him so much that you don't even mind that he calls it "making love." Also, he's really good with his tongue.

NO. Who even am I, asks Chris Pine, who is having kind of an existential dilemma ever since _Captain America_'s Chris Evans made it big. Frankly, his obsession with Chris Evans has made him a bad boyfriend. He never calls. He's bad at returning texts, and at dinner, he stares blankly across the table at you, muttering, "Chris, Chris, Chris." Honestly, you're thinking about calling his mom.

He plays the guitar. Like, a lot. Do you really need that in your life? And do you also need to listen to Gwyneth calling the house every second? Making sure he's drinking a $200 smoothie? NOPE.

Ehhh

He keeps talking about how awesome he did when he hosted the Oscars and it's like, yeah, we know, but let's move on and talk about ME.

He's scary, but in a sexy way. Still, he insists on screaming at you in Batman voice, and that's a real turn-off.

NUH-UH

Oh, he's Irish. Oh, he wears scarves, no matter the weather. Oh, that's so charming. No, it's not. LIES.

Bleh

He makes you feel...things. In your special place. He's vaguely dangerous because he's the member of an elite squad that investigates vicious crimes and OMG that is so hot.

HELLS YES

He's a smooth operator. So smooth! He truly knows how to romance a fine lady. Also, he knows his way around boats. But? Can he be trusted? His playful eyes belie a mischievous side and suggest he may be a lot to handle (especially on a boat).

PROBABLY NOT

This guy is funny. So funny. But maybe too funny? It's like, put down that microphone and come to bed ha ha ha guy. No really. That microphone is getting in the way of going to the bone zone. There are three people in this relationship now — you, me, and this microphone — and this has got to stop, Chris. Get your shit under control.

She's cooler than you. It makes you feel weird. You're sitting at your desk staring at spreadsheets, she's interviewing Mamnoon Hussain and dodging bullets in war zones and shit. You kind of have a complex about it, tbh. Maybe you should start seeing other people, or get a cool hobby like scrapbooking.

SIGNS SAY NO

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