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    This Is What $1,000 Birkenstocks Look Like

    Fugly.

    You like Birkenstocks? How much do you like Birkenstocks?

    Sure, Vogue has been trying to tell you that Birkenstocks are a thing lately.

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    LOOK AT THOSE HOT CHICKS WEARING BIRKS!

    And the Olsen twins have been wearing them since FOREVER.

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    Here's Ashley sporting Birkenstock Gizeh thong sandals in 2012.

    But are you really devoted to living the Birkenstock way?

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    LIKE, REALLY?

    If you really want to prove your dedication, perhaps you'll consider these ridiculous CUSTOM PYTHON Birkenstocks from JBF Customs.

    They start at a cool $1K. Yes, that's right. These Birks are $1,000.

    Just think of this way: They may be expensive, but they'll probably also be the ugliest shoes you'll ever own.