As/Is·Posted on Jul 16, 2017Just 17 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week"I wish strangers didn't automatically know I have genitals." Same.by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. erin whitehead @girlwithatail I wish strangers didn't automatically know I have genitals. 10:21 PM - 13 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Frankly My Dear 🐁 @goddamnedfrank Somewhere, deep within her shadowy lair, Tiffany allows herself a rare wry smile and then returns her full attention to the chessboard. 01:52 AM - 11 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 4. Rhea Butcher🏳️🌈⚾️ @RheaButcher I'm just a guy, sitting on a stump, looking for dirt on Hillary Clinton 11:04 PM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Eva Woods @edotwoods Please join my professional network on LinkedIn 04:59 AM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Cadaea @sophiekeen The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts 06:45 PM - 11 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. darcie @333333333433333 i forever carry the burden of surviving the harsh, cruel years when wearing a one-piece was absolutely unheard of and completely forbidden 04:58 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Angie J. Han @ajhan my favorite #GameOfThrones subplot is the makeup team gradually giving up on trying to pretend Peter Dinklage is bl… https://t.co/59EjZoLrxY 04:29 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Alanna Okun @alanna why did this picture of icelandic ponies just tell me that i don't know i'm beautiful and that's what makes me beau… https://t.co/zRyuWyDkXt 03:21 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jasmin @Jasmin__Kaur When I see "I just want 50 dogs and to go on random adventures" shit I get stressed, where r u leaving these hypothetical dogs when u go??? 01:35 PM - 09 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. isabel ¨̮ @lSABABE someone: hey can i vent to u abt something? me, crying and in the middle of a severe midnight breakdown: yes of course what's up? 05:52 AM - 10 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella You, ignorant: Stupid libtard Me, wise and serene: Actually, I think you mean lefttard 01:41 PM - 12 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. 15. Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy The gender-inclusive plural of son or daughter is "children," and the gender-inclusive plural of niece or nephew should be "nildren". 01:35 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Alla Prima Donna @krissiscribbles Beyoncé had twins and her body still perfect meanwhile my stomach looks like brains. 05:32 AM - 14 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Megan Amram @meganamram Wanna feel old?? Trump is gonna take away your health care and then you're gonna die 10:59 PM - 09 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite