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Just 17 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

"I wish strangers didn't automatically know I have genitals." Same.

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I wish strangers didn't automatically know I have genitals.

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Somewhere, deep within her shadowy lair, Tiffany allows herself a rare wry smile and then returns her full attention to the chessboard.

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I'm just a guy, sitting on a stump, looking for dirt on Hillary Clinton

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Please join my professional network on LinkedIn

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The tenth Fast and Furious movie should be called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

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i forever carry the burden of surviving the harsh, cruel years when wearing a one-piece was absolutely unheard of and completely forbidden

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my favorite #GameOfThrones subplot is the makeup team gradually giving up on trying to pretend Peter Dinklage is bl… https://t.co/59EjZoLrxY

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why did this picture of icelandic ponies just tell me that i don't know i'm beautiful and that's what makes me beau… https://t.co/zRyuWyDkXt

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When I see "I just want 50 dogs and to go on random adventures" shit I get stressed, where r u leaving these hypothetical dogs when u go???

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someone: hey can i vent to u abt something? me, crying and in the middle of a severe midnight breakdown: yes of course what's up?

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You, ignorant: Stupid libtard Me, wise and serene: Actually, I think you mean lefttard

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The gender-inclusive plural of son or daughter is "children," and the gender-inclusive plural of niece or nephew should be "nildren".

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Beyoncé had twins and her body still perfect meanwhile my stomach looks like brains.

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Wanna feel old?? Trump is gonna take away your health care and then you're gonna die

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