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21 Things Robert Smith's Hair Actually Looks Like

Hairs don't cry.

1. Christmas tinsel delicately strung about a tree.


2. A daft Muscovy duck out for a stroll.

3. An uncooperative grabby machine at a seaside arcade.

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4. A brush fire raging out of control.

5. An old-timey video camera.

6. A Super Mario Bros. mushroom.

7. An excited hound stalking his prey.

8. A lone tumbleweed out on the prairie.

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9. A gorgeous hidden waterfall nestled in a national park in Australia.

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10. A real life Edward Scissorhands.

11. A supernova remnant exploding off in space.

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12. Spooky curtains blowing in the wind.

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Sad child rocking back and forth in front of them, optional.

13. A proud, prize-winning Airedale Terrier.

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14. A global telecommunications network.

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15. A triumphant seagull.

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16. A lonely squid.

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17. A cavernous mountain pass.

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18. A gaggle of scary spiders.

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19. The spider plant your roommate killed.

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20. Sad cotton candy.

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21. A gorgeous exploding fountain.


With thanks to Abby Rubin.

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