21 Things Robert Smith's Hair Actually Looks Like
Hairs don't cry.
1. Christmas tinsel delicately strung about a tree.
2. A daft Muscovy duck out for a stroll.
3. An uncooperative grabby machine at a seaside arcade.
4. A brush fire raging out of control.
5. An old-timey video camera.
6. A Super Mario Bros. mushroom.
7. An excited hound stalking his prey.
8. A lone tumbleweed out on the prairie.
9. A gorgeous hidden waterfall nestled in a national park in Australia.
10. A real life Edward Scissorhands.
11. A supernova remnant exploding off in space.
12. Spooky curtains blowing in the wind.
Sad child rocking back and forth in front of them, optional.