We asked Fashion Bros hosts Lawrence and James to walk us through some of the must-avoid trends for the spring.
1. Fedoras.
2. Shirts with profanity on them.
James: Chances are if you own some of these shirts you're already banned from being near schools and playgrounds, so I guess it's sorta no harm, no foul.
Lawrence: I mean, if you're not offending the entirety of the human race with what you're wearing, are you even wearing anything at all?
3. Clothing with any sort of molly reference.
James: Goes great with the molly-water, butt-chugging funnel you bought in Daytona Beach.
Lawrence: Please turn yourself down until you no longer exist on a physical plane.
4. Capri pants.
Lawrence: Looking like Rafael Nadal minus, like, all of the wins ever.
James: Aren't hand-me-downs supposed to go the other way?
5. Gladiator sandals.
James: Nah, not entertained.
Lawrence: Buttholitus Maximus.
6. Leather pants.
James: Bye, non-roasted sperm.
Lawrence: Swamp-ass incubators.
7. Leather tank tops.
Lawrence: The contradiction inherent in a leather tank top alone is enough to make me sweat bullets.
8. Speedos.
James: Smuggling in limes one at a time isn't gonna solve the citrus crisis, bruh.
Lawrence: Can smuggled grapes get a tan line?
9. This.
James: Wow. Professional dart players have brutal rookie hazing rituals.
Lawrence: Thanks for helping me aim when I kick you in the nuts for wearing such a stupid fucking piece of clothing.
10. Boater hats.
Lawrence: You're not Andre 3000.
James: Please just float away forever.
11. Hoodies under blazers.
Lawrence: Bro black tie.
James: Basic bro uniform for spring/summer 2014 to infinity.
12. Deep V-neck tees.
James: These Game of Thrones characters are so sad.
Lawrence: Finally, a V deep enough for whatever is left of your soul to escape your body.
13. Tube socks.
James: If these are standing up on their own, you have a problem.
14. Shirtlessness*
15. Popped collars.
James: Pop one for every DUI your dad got you out of!
Lawrence: Pop one collar for every time you've been sexually frustrated!
16. White sunglasses.
Lawrence: Douche tested, Scott Storch approved.
James: Write "Soulja Boy" on the lenses or you are blowing it.
17. Skechers Shape Ups.
James: If improving your butt selfies is really a goal, then your summer bucket list needs work.
Lawrence: I don't care how swole your calves look: If you wear these in public you are the enemy.
18. Spring scarves.
James: The only thing more worthless than the five minutes spent watching Fashion Bros.
Lawrence: Please, go ahead and tell me what the point of warm weather scarf is. It's OK, I'll wait.
19. Tevas
James: I didn't know "spelunking with Obama" was on your itinerary.
Lawrence: At this point you might as well go full narc dad and wear some white socks too.
20. Beanies.
James: I guess this is how Mazda Miata owners spot one another in the wild.
Lawrence: Be a gentleman and empty out that reservoir tip.
21. Suits with sneakers.
James: Aw man, now I wanna have a bar mitzvah as a grown man!
Lawrence: Damn, you childish.
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