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These Vintage Halloween Photos Are Gonna Scare The Bejeezus Outta You, Promise

*STARES INTO THE GAPING CLOWN MAW AND DIES A LITTLE INSIDE*

1. Oh hey, THIS ISN'T SCARY AT ALL.

2. I'm sure you didn't jump out of your skin at this dunce/clown/maniac figure.

3. No, you're totally calm looking at this old timey child wearing an old timey witch costume.

4. YOU LOVE THIS.

5. Yeah, everything's fine.

6. This is...AUSHHDHdl;jfa;sldfj WHAT IS THIS?

7. Hello darkness, my old friend.

8. Isn't this how The Strangers begins?

9. I'm not screaming, you are.

10. Oh, nothing but a terrifying AF pig mask.

11. HOLY OMG. SHE IS ON ROLLER SKATES.

12. What in tarnation.

13. Hmm. SURE.

14. This photo caption says "man dressed as cat" but I think we really know this is an Ancient Cat God doing his bidding for his cat people.

15. Is there anything as terrifying as a grown ass woman dressed as Little Bo Peep? No.

16. Well, OK, whatever this is comes a close second.

17. A tiny child with a mustache? Sure.

18. Look, it's your boyfriend Clowny McClownface.

19. What's worse than one clown? A BEVY OF CLOWNS.

20. *STARES INTO THE GAPING CLOWN MAW AND DIES A LITTLE INSIDE*