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The Definitive Ranking Of Chocolate Candy From Grossest To Most Delicious

"I heard Chunky was Mussolini's favorite candy."

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The criteria:

In order to be considered for the ranking, all candy had to contain either a chocolate-y outer shell or a chocolate-y inner life. Sorry, no gummy candies or licorices were evaluated.

26. Goldenberg's Peanut Chews


"They sound boring already."

"It sounds like candy that would be at your grandparent's house."

"The chewing is the worst, TBH."

"The chocolate is gross."

"It's vegan."



24. Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme


"This is a luxury candy bar."

"The first piece is always amazing, but you can never have more than, like, 3 pieces at a time (or even in a week)."

"I love cookies and cream as an ice cream flavor, but white chocolate in a bar is atrocious."


19. Pretzel M&Ms


"Pretzel M&Ms seem like a good idea for the first 10 seconds the first time you put one in your mouth, and then never again."

"They're too funky fake tasting."

"WTF. I like them. I'll eat your guys'."

18. 3 Musketeers


"3 Musketeers are actually trash."

"Sorry I like them. Like, A LOT."

"Nougat is so good."

"But why advertise that you're low fat. You're eating a candy bar. You don't care about those things."


16. Mint M&Ms


"They remind me of those fancy Andes dinner mints."

"Oh man, you know when you go to a restaurant and they bring a mint after the dinner and you're like, what is this, a garbage mint? but then there's CHOCOLATE inside and it changes everything."

"Pleasant. Creamy. Refreshing."


11. Butterfinger


"Butterfingers is a desperation candy."

"Physically impossible to eat without feeling like you're destroying your teeth forever, to the point where your teeth might fall out while you're eating it. and maybe that's part of the thrill."

"What IS the stuff in the middle. it's not food."

"Controversial, but I love it. It just feels like danger in my mouth."

"I'm actually not that big a fan of Butterfingers. Probably the least appetizing name of them all. And they tasted just as bad. No one wants to choke on your flaky dust. It's a poor excuse for a candy bar."

"I want to choke on that flaky dust."

9. York Peppermint Patty


"These make me feel like I'm eating a cool mountain breeze. In a good way."

"I cannot abide by peppermint candy. it's like trying to eat a hershey bar after brushing your teeth."


8. Hershey's


"Never what I reach for, but always surprisingly satisfying."


"I never usually want anything to do with milk chocolate. It's garbage chocolate. But sometimes Hershey's is aight."


3. Toblerone


"The nougat is seriously crack."

"I love how it opens."

"Toblerone is too much work for your mouth. It's like mouth geometry."

"It has a neat shape and there's toffee in it. You can't not love this stuff."

2. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups


"I love the Reese's peanut butter in all forms - pieces, cups, actual peanut butter jar."

"Instead of flowers, throw reese's in my grave."

"Shower me in peanut butter cups."

"Reese's forever."