"So hot somehow in spite of the weirdness and pointiness of his hair."
"He always seemed so boring to me, like a slightly more charismatic Carson Daly."
"Like, kind of a tool."
"The part in She's All That when he does the, like, pseudo-moving 'I am more than the sport I play' slam poetry thing makes me want to die of secondhand embarrassment."
"For some reason I couldn't get past just how bad of an actor he was that he just made me uncomfortable."
"FPJ was like a human golden retriever."