1.
When you just wanna party with your pants off.
2.
When nobody understands why you're still freaking out about not getting the Peach Bellini candles you called about.
3.
When, hellllllllo, you are here for the drama.
4.
When there is unexpected joy in the small moments in life.
5.
When you're feeling chill AF and should probably just be left alone.
6.
When you felt that ineffable glimmer of hope fade away into the dark recesses of your depressed soul (oops!).
7.
When. You. Don't. Know. Her.
8.
When you're rockin' out with your cockatoo out.
9.
When you need to run and take cover.
10.
When you're on a riding a rollercoaster of emotions and you just need some space.
11.
When you're inexplicably sad but also unable to do anything about it so fuck it, might as well stare at David Tennant's sideburns.
12.
When you're trying to get out of that lie.
13.
When you honestly have no idea how you got here.
14.
When everything is garbage so you should just become king of the garbage.
15.
When you're keeping track of your receipts.
16.
When you're like "well, what did you expect to have happen, honey?"
17.
When you are surprised as hellllllll.
18.
When you're just excited to be here.
19.
When you're just motoring along.
20.
WHEN YOU'LL NEVER STOP CRYING.
21.
When ain't nobody got time for that.
22.
When your mind is fuckin' blown, bro.
23.
When the tears keep a-flowing.
24.
When you're just here for the memes.
25.
When you're just trying to fit in.
26.
When the paper was due at 10 and it's 9:55.
28.
When you're so here for the dramz.
30.
When you was rooting for you.
31.
When you'd rather pretend you're not alive, thanksverymuch.
33.
When things are really actually a horrid nightmare hellscape from which you cannot escape.
35.
When you just gotta dance it out, come what may.
36.
When you're dramatic as hell and you can't trust those hoes you're friends with.
37.
When you just need to be your true amazing beautiful self.
38.
When you just can't be bothered.
39.
When you just figured out how to find porn on your mom's computer.
40.
When you're trying your best but, eh.
41.
When you have no fuckin' clue what's going on around you but you have to pretend like you do.
42.
When the Lord is TESTING YOU.
43.
When you're both the insolent monkey AND the unyielding computer.
44.
When Jade is GETTING HER.
45.
When you are highly uncomfortable in the club.
46.
When you're not here to make friends.
47.
When you're outtttttttie 5000.
48.
When it's a HELL TO THE NO.
49.
When everybody's getting BEEEEEES.
50.
When you're feeling yourself but weirdly nobody else is on board.
51.
When the world is on fire but you're the only one who can save the snakes.
52.
When that shit is RACIST.
53.
When...fuck you, honestly.
54.
When you're like OK, sure, there's always money in the banana stand.
55.
When you have a deep and abiding love for carbs.
56.
When you'd like to get the fuck outta the conversation as quickly as possible.
57.
When you're like, "wow, what? Excuse me, sir? No."
58.
When you'd like to express your support, but you might also be a beautiful alien.
59.
When you'd like to express your support, in a slow zoom kinda way.
60.
When you've got the greatest surprise of all. Suprise!
61.
When you're filming your daughter Kim's nude photo shoot.
62.
When the gossip is about to start and you just wanna let everyone know you're here for it.
63.
When you're just really cool and you find other stuff that's also really cool.
64.
When you really wanna own somebody for being an idiot.
65.
When you're both blowing minds and your mind is also blown.
66.
When you're the biggest asshole you know.
67.
When you wanna congratulate someone on being the biggest asshole YOU know.
68.
When you're the prettiest girl at the party.
69.
When you're trying to keep someone in check.
71.
OH YEAH TELL ME MORE.
72.
When you're gonna sarcastically give someone a round of applause.
73.
When you just need a moment to process what you're seeing.
74.
When the world is a vast cornucopia of disappointment.
75.
When I'm sorry but, uh, that's a no for me.
76.
When the ritual has begun.
77.
When you cannot believe the ever-loving gossip you're hearing.
78.
When shit is actually just a literal dumpster fire.
79.
When you're easily distracted by shiny objects.
80.
When your best just isn't good enough.
81.
When you've totally misjudged the situation.
82.
When they think they've got you all figured out, but they have NO IDEA.
83.
When life's trying to get you down but you're gonna overcome that shit.
84.
When you're channeling your inner evil.
85.
When you're reading that good dirt, you drama queen.
86.
When you got it, dude.
87.
When you're trying to smile through the pain.
88.
When you're zoning out and then somebody mentions your name in the other room.
89.
When you are shocked — shocked! — by this turn of events.
90.
When everything's going just fuckin' great (and maybe you're also secretly high).
91.
When you cannot believeeee what you're seeing.
92.
When the call is coming from inside the house.
93.
When it's time to say bye, boy.
94.
When it's that kind of day.
95.
When your tears have been digitally enhanced.
96.
When someone DARES to compare themselves to Beyoncé.
97.
When you're all dressed up but you can't get it together to make it out the door.
98.
When you're trying your best to be glamorous through the pain.
99.
When you want to secretly seethe.
100.
And finally, when you wanna watch what is no doubt the greatest gif of all time.
