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This sweatshirt that is trying to be low-key about your feelings.
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While this shirt is like "NOPE I AM MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW."
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Because you're ~realistic~ about your abilities.
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You don't want to brag but you REALLLLLY want to get the point across.
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Because you like what you like.
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When you're in a committed relationship with a sweet treat...
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...A bunch of anime characters...
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...Or the most delicious food in the world.
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You're asking important questions.
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Because you prefer your feline friend to human company.
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You understand what ties you and bae together.
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Because you're clear about your preferences.
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And you'd like to share them with the world.
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Because you have important hobbies.
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For when you're a little bit of a germaphobe.
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When you're really over it.
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