Sure, You Can Have A 50 Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear, Why Not?

We have gone too far into the abyss.

Yes, you're excited about 50 Shades of Grey. OKAY.

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So much SEXY SEX.

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But really, does this seem like a good idea to you?

Vermont Teddy Bear

YES, that's a Vermont Teddy Bear 50 Shades of Grey Christian Grey bear.

According to the website, he features, "smoldering gray eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. "

Vermont Teddy Bear Company

You guys, this is a plush teddy bear.

Just to be clear, THIS BEAR IS SUPPOSED TO BE CHRISTIAN GREY.

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Here is the pitch: "Your wife or girlfriend can't help but submit to loving this handsome Bear."

ACCURATE.

BUT! BE CAREFUL!

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