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Sure, You Can Have A 50 Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear, Why Not?

We have gone too far into the abyss.

Yes, you're excited about 50 Shades of Grey. OKAY.

Universal Pictures

So much SEXY SEX.

Universal Pictures

But really, does this seem like a good idea to you?

YES, that's a Vermont Teddy Bear 50 Shades of Grey Christian Grey bear.
Vermont Teddy Bear

YES, that's a Vermont Teddy Bear 50 Shades of Grey Christian Grey bear.

According to the website, he features, "smoldering gray eyes, a suit and satin tie, mask – even mini handcuffs. "

You guys, this is a plush teddy bear.
Vermont Teddy Bear Company

You guys, this is a plush teddy bear.

Just to be clear, THIS BEAR IS SUPPOSED TO BE CHRISTIAN GREY.

Here is the pitch: "Your wife or girlfriend can't help but submit to loving this handsome Bear."ACCURATE.
vermontteddybear.com

Here is the pitch: "Your wife or girlfriend can't help but submit to loving this handsome Bear."

ACCURATE.

BUT! BE CAREFUL!

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