We Need To Talk About This Nasty Gal ~Dress~

Is this a dress even?

Online retailer Nasty Gal is selling this "dress."

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Also, the underwear is not included, y'all.

Confusingly, the Dyspnea Mutha Fluffa Feather Dress doesn't seem to be so much a dress as a sheer netting covered in randomly placed fluffy craft store balls.

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Or shower loofahs.

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Maybe the trees from The Lorax were the inspiration?

Universal Pictures

Or Star Trek's Tribbles? Hello, THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES?

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NBC

Whatever the case, there's no way this thing should cost $583 (which it totally does).

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1. Where would you wear this crazy Dyspnea outfit?

    Your interplanetary council's annual sex party.

   Your interplanetary council's annual sex party.

    Nowhere. Ever.

   Nowhere. Ever.

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Where would you wear this crazy Dyspnea outfit?

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   Your interplanetary council's annual sex party.
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   Nowhere. Ever.

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