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Poll: What Do You Prefer In A Man?

What do you love? What do you loathe? Let's all judge.

  1. 1. What is the sexiest kind of facial hair?

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1. What is the sexiest kind of facial hair?
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    Beard.
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    Stubble.
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    Tiny whisps of randomly placed hairs.
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    Mutton chops.
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    Man, do I love me a goatee.
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    Please, clean shaven.
  1. 2. What man smell makes you thirsty AF?

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2. What man smell makes you thirsty AF?
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    Cologne.
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    Deodorant.
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    Clean laundry.
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    Sweat, sweat, sweat.
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    Smelly B.O. (bring on the pheromones).
  1. 3. What man smell makes you want to curl up and die?

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3. What man smell makes you want to curl up and die?
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    Stinky B.O.
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    Bad breath.
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    Dude farts.
  1. 4. What's the biggest grooming turnoff?

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4. What's the biggest grooming turnoff?
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    Nose hair.
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    Dirty/long fingernails.
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    Ear hair or an abundance of earwax.
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    Single hair sprouting from a mole.
  1. 5. What clothing item do you notice first about a man?

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5. What clothing item do you notice first about a man?
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    Shoes.
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    The way his pants/jeans fit.
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    His shirt.
  1. 6. What jeans style ~speaks~ to you?

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6. What jeans style ~speaks~ to you?
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    Straight leg.
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    Baggy.
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    Skinny.
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    BOOT-CUT 5EVER.
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    Stonewashed denim with an elastic waist are my JAM.
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    I like a man who consistently keeps it in jorts.
  1. 7. Are you into big bulky muscles?

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7. Are you into big bulky muscles?
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    Please send them my way.
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    No muscleheads, please.
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    He shouldn't be too muscle-y, but he also shouldn't be rail thin, either.
  1. 8. Chest hair, yay or nay?

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8. Chest hair, yay or nay?
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    Full rug.
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    Baby smooth.
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    A little is fine, but I don't want to be swimming in the stuff.
  1. 9. How does a man in eyeliner make you feel?

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9. How does a man in eyeliner make you feel?
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    Warm feelings, akin to listening to Aladdin Sane on a really good pair of headphones.
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    Repulsion.
  1. 10. How do you feel about a man with tattoos?

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10. How do you feel about a man with tattoos?
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    Thirsty. Very, very thirsty.
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    Hard pass.
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    A few are cool, but I'm not into guys who are totally covered.
  1. 11. Facial piercings?

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11. Facial piercings?
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    So hot! So edgy!
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    Nope.
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    It depends on the guy.