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Please Somebody Buy Me This Fucking Bear Sleeping Bag

Fuck winter, I just want to live in this thing.

I know it's only November, but guys, ARE YOU WITH ME YET?

It me. Actually, it us.

Warner Bros.
Warner Bros.

It's times like this when I feel like crawling into a large, cavernous sleeping bag and sleeping until the thaw.

Even better? This FUCKING BEAR SLEEPING BAG, from designer Eiko Ishizawa.

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Zip yourself in and get into your true corporeal form: furry URSUS bear person.

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Play ~dead~ on the bed, and then when your friends and lovers least expect it, come alive with bear rage.

YOU'RE A MONNNNNNNSTER!!!!! A winter MONSTERRRRR!!!!
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YOU'RE A MONNNNNNNSTER!!!!! A winter MONSTERRRRR!!!!

This guy gets it.

The bear sleeping bag costs, like, $2,350, but can you really put a price on sleeping away six terrible months of winter?

NO.
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NO.

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