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Please Help Me Answer This Very Important Snake Question

Legs get to it.

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Hi, my name is Julie and I don't like snakes. After careful consideration, one of my main problems with snakes is that they are long and slithery and they don't have legs. This just seems WRONG.

I know, the "no legs" thing seems to work for them. But from a marketing and branding stance, it's making them very, very unlikeable.

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I do not like that this MF-er can just wriggle away at any damn time. Where your legs at.

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So! Given that their lack of legs is probably, certainly, contributing to their poor reception, I've resolved to explore a snake-with-legs world. But what woulllld that look like?

Like, IF snakes had legs, would they have four legs, strategically placed at either ends of their bodies?

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Though, the obvious issue with this is that their snake bellies would sag in the middle.

OOOOOOOORRRRR would these snake-a-roonies have a multitude of legs along the entirety of their bodies, kind of like a centipede or something?

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This is PERSONALLY my least favorite option, though it would be kind of cool if there were shoes, or even tap shoes, for them.

  1. If snakes had legs, what kind of legs would they have?

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    Four legs in two pairs equally distributed across the body.
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    Four legs at the front of the body with a long tail trailing behind.
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    A bunch of legs across the entire body, centipede-style.
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    I have another important theory I'll share with you in the comments.
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If snakes had legs, what kind of legs would they have?
  1.  
    vote votes
    Four legs in two pairs equally distributed across the body.
  2.  
    vote votes
    Four legs at the front of the body with a long tail trailing behind.
  3.  
    vote votes
    A bunch of legs across the entire body, centipede-style.
  4.  
    vote votes
    I have another important theory I'll share with you in the comments.

 
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