On Thursday, the hashtag #Didn'tMakeTheOlympicsBecause started trending on Twitter.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause "How Many Times Can I Drop My Phone Today" is not an Olympic Sport...yet.
And people had jokes for days.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause I was caught playing with one of the Olympc rings.
Some lacked basic Olympics understanding.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause this is what I thought curling was
Others' skill sets didn't really match up with, you know, the qualifications.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause apparently tweeting with no pants on isn't an Olympic sport.
Others had all-too-specific interests.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause the only ice I’m interested in goes in a Gin & Tonic !
Sadly, running away from responsibilities isn't an Olympic event (yet).
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause running away from my responsibilities apparently don't count.
Others were prevented because, well, beautiful things like chocolate cake exist in this world.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause umm you know cake
But hey, don't get too upset. We're all good at SOMETHING, even if it isn't luge/snowboarding/ice hockey.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause downing @Whataburger French fries in record time, apparently isn’t a sport
And hey, maybe one day your category will make it in.
#DidntMakeTheOlympicsBecause there is no category for ‘Eating a whole pizza alone on the couch while watching Game… https://t.co/eacuuSTlXl
Then again, maybe not.
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