This Model's Nipples Have Been Photshopped Away
File under: Boob noobs.
Some days you're just like, "I know I'm forgetting something."
"Are we missing anything here?" they asked, swilling their lattes and scratching their (probable) beards.
"Anything at all?" they inquired, as they peered closer, looking at their insane creation.
"Nah, looks normal to us. Carry on."
So she won't be nipple-less alone.