So we've been watching luge and now I think we can all agree it has changed our lives.
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Particularly, the, you know, outfits.
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You are NOT here by accident. You made a choice. Own your choices.
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These moose knuckles, aka male bullllllges, flying effortlessly down the Olympic luge track, are a thing to behold.
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Don't act like you're too good for this.
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I mean, seriously. You did this.
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YOU are complicit in this knucklery.
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These knuckles are fast as fuck and comin' straight for you.