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Posted on Feb 10, 2018

11 Men's Luge Bulges That All Deserve Gold Medals

Me yesterday: What is luge? Me today: I need luge to breathe.

So we've been watching luge and now I think we can all agree it has changed our lives.

Me yesterday: "Wait so like what is 'luge' anyway?" Me today, sobbing: "Luge is probably the most important thing… https://t.co/YQ8d6jd2fi

1. Particularly, the, you know, outfits.

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Like that of Kristers Aparjods of Latvia. Boom!

2. You are NOT here by accident. You made a choice. Own your choices.

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3. These moose knuckles, aka male bullllllges, flying effortlessly down the Olympic luge track, are a thing to behold.

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That's Latvia's Kristers Aparjods.

4. Don't act like you're too good for this.

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This is Austria's David Gleirscher, btw.

5. Bc you're not.

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Australia's Alex Ferlazzo swervin' and drivin'.

6. I mean, seriously. You did this.

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Georgia's Giorgi Sogoiani.

7. YOU are complicit in this knucklery.

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Kazakhstan's Nikita Kopyrenko.

8. It's fine.

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That's Andrei Turea from Romania.

9. These knuckles are fast as fuck and comin' straight for you.

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Say hello to Taiwan's Lien Te-An.

10. So buckle up!

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With Russia's Roman Repilov.

11. And enjoy.

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