Buzz·Posted on Aug 13, 201719 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week"I've got 99 problems and they're all luftballoons."by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Caroline S @TallCoreopsis My garbage child is found 01:41 PM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Shannon Odell @shodell HAPPY APARTMENT HUNTING!!!! NYC BROKERS ARE THE UNSUNG HEROS OF NYC 01:39 PM - 10 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Hera Lindsay Bird @HeraLindsayBird Your law firm name is your surname plus the surnames of all the other named partners at your law firm 12:57 AM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Myrrh @ixix82 I've got 99 problems and they're all luftballons. 01:10 AM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen when the estrogen's high / you can't code with this guy / that's damore 08:41 PM - 10 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. AK @aishwaryaxo Larger sample size = more accurate results x https://t.co/Lg7AhYDGm9 03:58 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Julie Owen Moylan @JulieOwenMoylan Welcome to peak twitter 🍿 08:43 AM - 10 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. kelly cohen @politiCOHEN_ so, i’m waiting for trump’s opioid briefing to start and just noticed … the white house spelled opioid wrong 07:17 PM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Lisa Coen @lbcoen Send prayers & good wishes for the guy who tried to pick my pocket on the luas, took out a tampon, got mortified & tried to put it back. 12:25 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas What Names are Short For: Tom - Thomas Tim - Thimas Jon - Jonmas Phil - Philmas Dan - Danthaniel Rick - Ricktoria Bob - Bobmas OR Bobbert 11:30 PM - 05 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. 13. Leesha Hannigan @LeeshaHannigan My boyfriend just went really quiet for awhile then asked me in a worried tone "...where does a shark's face end?" 11:57 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. Anna Drezen @annadrezen My tote bag is made from recycled water bottles and my husband is made from clay and a spell 08:39 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner Social media is also great if you want to travel around the world but still be preoccupied with your friend's emotional stability in Burbank 07:46 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. carmen bb @therealcbrad I hate book descriptions like 'she wore her hair gathered at the nape of her neck' like that's a pony tail my dude 02:14 PM - 11 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. shauna @goldengateblond I haven't worked out the details but I'm pretty sure we can fix this mess with closed-circuit TV and a replica of the Fox & Friends set. 01:54 PM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. HeatherAnneCampbell @heathercampbell Amelia Earhart is cool shit in this photo and now I too want a red plane and big pants and to die alone in the ocean 11:26 PM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite